The Catchy Binge
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3:00PM
The Ballad of Molly Turgis "Oliver wants to write a folk song about local legend Molly Turgis, a woman so ugly she was run out of Hooterville. Facts are hard to come by, though,..."
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3:30PM
Never Look a Gift Tractor in the Mouth "Lisa wants to surprise Oliver with a new tractor for his birthday. To keep it out of sight, she has it delivered to the Ziffels' farm. The old couple..."
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4:00PM
Horse? What Horse? "Lisa belives that Oliver's beginning to crack under the pressure of running the farm. After Oliver claims to have seen a spotted horse and a zebra,..."
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4:30PM
The Rains Came "A drought in Hooterville has crops wilting in the fields. Oliver is so desperate, he agrees to pay Haney $350 if he can bring some relief. That's when..."
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5:00PM
Wings Over Hooterville "A dreaded pest threatens the future of Hooterville's treasured corn crop."
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5:30PM
Water, Water Everywhere "Short on water, Mr. Haney contracts Willie the Well-Witcher to find a new spot to dig a well. But once Mr. Haney gets water, the Douglases lose..."
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6:00PM
I Didn't Raise My Pig to Be a Soldier "The draft board sends Arnold Ziffel a conscription notice without realizing he is a pig."
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6:30PM
How to See South America by Bus "A lovely young female farmer comes to Oliver for his professional help. He's glad to oblige, especially when he learns that she can cook. Lisa first..."
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7:00PM
One of Our Assemblymen Is Missing "Oliver's back on his soap box, delivering fiery patriotic speeches after getting a bill for the State Farm Unattached Duty Tax. No one in Hooterville..."
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7:30PM
The Hooterville Image "The Hooterville farmers have decided that Oliver is ruining the town's image by doing his farming chores in a suit. Oliver eventually gives in to..."
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8:00PM
You Ought to Be in Pictures "James Stuart from the agricultural department wants to do a film on the pitfalls of new farmers. The locals think "Jimmy Stewart" is coming to make a..."
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8:30PM
A Square is Not Round "The Douglases try to determine which of their hens is laying square eggs. Once word gets out, Haney and a chicken breeder both want in on the action...."
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9:00PM
School Days "Oliver spends a lot of time in the principal's office when Lisa enrolls at Hooterville High. In school primarily for a cooking course, she also..."
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9:30PM
His Honor "Oliver misunderstands when the Hooterville bigwigs ask him to be a judge. He thinks he's being appointed an appellate judge but they just want him to..."
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10:00PM
It's Human to Be Humane "Bored and looking for a project, Lisa becomes the head of the "Hooterville Human Humane Committee". She takes her cause to the extreme, declaring..."
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10:30PM
Never Take Your Wife to a Convention "The only thing Oliver learns at a farming convention is how to get a hangover. He and Lisa meet up with Charlie, a former gangster-turned-farmer, and..."
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11:00PM
Never Start Talking Unless Your Voice Comes Out "Oliver has to choose between being a farmer or lawyer when he gets an offer to practice in Washington, D. C. The official-looking letter, however, has..."
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11:30PM
The Beverly Hillbillies "When the cast takes ill, the Douglases take to the stage in a charity production of The Beverly Hillbillies. After Eb "punches up" a script from the..."
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12:00AM
Getting Even With Haney "Tired of Doris' nagging about having to beat their laundry on a rock in the creek, Fred buys a Grabwell washing machine from Mr. Haney. The boat motor..."
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12:30AM
Kimball Gets Fired "Ralph is distraught when her beloved "Hankie" Kimball is fired as the county agricultural agent. His replacement is so rude and insulting that even..."
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1:00AM
Who's Lisa? "While fixing the roof, Oliver accidentally drops a hammer on Lisa's head, giving her amnesia. Initially, he's upset because she doesn't even recognize..."
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1:30AM
Music to Milk By "Eb becomes obsessed with winning a contest on a Pixley radio station. To identify all the songs, he has to listen day and night. That becomes even..."
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2:00AM
Love Comes to Arnold Ziffel "Fred Ziffel objects to Arnold's love affair with Haney's "basket" hound Cynthia. Realizing that their relationship can never work, Arnold breaks..."
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2:30AM
Oliver vs. the Phone Company "Oliver is finally fed up with the lousy service of the Hooterville phone company. He petitions the state "futilities commercial" for improvements, but..."
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3:00AM
Oliver Takes Over the Phone Company "Oliver's without an operator on his first day as president of the Hooterville Phone Company. As he wrestles with an exploding switchboard, the locals..."
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3:30AM
A Kind Word For the President "Irritated by complaints and about how much money he's losing, Oliver raises the rates at the Hooterville Phone Company. His top priority, however, is..."
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4:00AM
Don't Count Your Tomatoes Before They're Picked "Oliver's reign as "El Presidente" of the phone company hits bottom when he hires a farm worker to be his operator. He pays Haney to take the business..."
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4:30AM
Eb Elopes "The Douglases find a note from Eb saying he's eloped. While he's on his honeymoon, his cousin Walter will cover his duties. Unfortunately, Walter's..."
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5:00AM
The Thing "Oliver is tired of paying storage for something neither he or Lisa can recall, so he has it shipped to Hooterville. Inside a giant crate is a genuine..."
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5:30AM
Won't You Come Home, Arnold Ziffel? "With Doris out of town, Fred looks after Arnold by himself. When Arnold sees an advertisement for free movies and ice cream, he goes to Pixley. Lisa..."
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6:00AM
Haney's New Image "Oliver gets the usual runaround from Haney when he complains about the ancient tractor he'd bought. But suddenly, it's a new, honest Haney who offers..."
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6:30AM
Alf and Ralph Break Up "Alf and Ralph announce that they are finally going to finish the Douglases' bedroom, but the project stalls when the "brothers" begging fighting. Lisa..."
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7:00AM
No Trespassing "Oliver's crabby attitude leads everyone think he's about to snap from overwork. To help him relax, Lisa takes him on a picnic by the lake. That's..."
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7:30AM
Not Guilty "Sam Drucker calls the law when he discover $300 is missing from his safe. With the investigation pointing only to Frank Nitti, Eb is finally charged..."
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8:00AM
Home is Where You Run Away From "A young runaway turns up in the Douglases' barn but refuses tell them his real name. After Oliver reports the child to the police, the boy goes on the..."
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8:30AM
How To Succeed on TV without Really Trying "Boy genius Dilly Watkins improves farm life for Douglases with his new electronic inventions. Besides the barn door opener that works when Eleanor..."
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9:00AM
Arnold Ziffel, Boy Hero "Arnold is opening an account at the Pixley Bank when two robbers make off with a bundle of cash and the pig's five dollars. The pair hides out at the..."
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9:30AM
Flight to Nowhere "The farmers of Hooterville sign up for a government-sponsored agriculture exchange program to Europe. When they realize the $300 cost for tickets is..."
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10:00AM
My Mother the Countess "On learning that Lisa's mother is coming for a visit, the Hooterville residents go overboard in wanting to welcome the countess. Despite Oliver's..."
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10:30AM
The Spring Festival "Everyone in Hooterville, except Oliver, is overcome with spring fever; even Sam Drucker is wearing his spring toupee. Deciding to revive the..."
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11:00AM
Our Son, the Barber "Eb's latest career choice is that of a barber. He talks Oliver into paying his tuition to MIT, a mail-order barber college. Eb's sent a dummy head and..."
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11:30AM
Oliver's Jaded Past "Lisa's long-awaited vacation to New York is not what she'd hoped for. She's none too thrilled hearing about Oliver's womanizing playboy days or all..."
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12:00PM
The Rutabaga Story "It's planting season in Hooterville, but Oliver doesn't know what to grow. After testing the soil, he discovers Hooterville is perfect for growing..."
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12:30PM
Star Named Arnold Is Born, A (Part 1) "Arnold's performance as a British police dog in the Hooterville theater production of Who--the marquee wasn't big enough for Who Killed Jock..."
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1:00PM
Star Named Arnold Is Born, A (Part 2) "Oliver and Lisa chaperone Arnold to Hollywood for his screen test. Producer Boris Fedor isn't interested in the pig; he's just using him to pressure a..."
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1:30PM
Guess Who's Not Going to the Luau? "Peterson's Poi Juice is giving away a trip to Hawaii and Arnold Ziffel is chosen as the winner. When the ad agency rep meets Arnold and discovers he's..."
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2:00PM
Eb's Romance "Eb announces his engagement to Loreli Appleby, a girl he met the day before. In an attempt to impress his future father-in-law, Eb succeeds in..."
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2:30PM
The Candidate "Fed up with the lousy condition of the Hooterville highway, Oliver launches an attack on their beloved state district representative, Ben Hanks. The..."
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3:00PM
Handy Lessons "Wanting to be a bigger help to Oliver, Lisa decides to learn carpentry. She buys overalls and begins to study the craft from the inept Monroe..."
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3:30PM
Old Mail Day "It's "Old Mail Day" and Sam Drucker hands out letters that have gotten misplaced in his post office. Having learned nothing from his previous..."
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4:00PM
The Agricultural Student "The Agricultural Department is sending a student to learn the ropes from Hank Kimball. When "Terry" turns out to be a gorgeous, blonde co-ed, the men..."
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4:30PM
How Hooterville was Floundered "After Joe Carson quits as head of the Hooterville centennial celebration, Oliver gets the job. His idea is to stage a re-enactment of the town's..."
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5:00PM
How to Get From Hooterville to Pixley Without Moving "After Oliver orders the Monroe brothers to finish work on the bedroom, they confess that they never got a building permit. Oliver storms off to get..."
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5:30PM
The Birthday Gift "For Lisa's birthday gift, Oliver plans to gets her a horse. Mr Haney delivers one, and it's not your average nag. Its name is Mr. Fred, a talking..."
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6:00PM
Everywhere a Chick Chick "Oliver gets into the chicken raising business with the purchase of 1000 chicks. Nothing goes as planned, with Lisa trying to raise them as human..."
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6:30PM
The Marital Vacation "Even though taking seperate vacations was Lisa's idea, she misses Oliver before she even gets to the airport. Her constant phone calls and visits from..."
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7:00PM
A Prize in Every Package "Criminals rob a jewelry store in Chicago and stash their haul in a grain bin. The expensive gems end up packed in boxes of Crickly Wickly cereal..."
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7:30PM
A Day in the Life of Oliver Wendell Holmes "The law office of Douglas and Williams is open for business, even though the sign has Oliver Mendell Douglas (later Oliver Wendell Wilkie Holmes)..."
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8:00PM
Economy Flight to Washington "The Hooterville Young People's Agricultural Society, comprised of Eb, Hank and Arnold, flies to Washington, D. C. for the national convention. When..."
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8:30PM
Oh, Promise Me "The Douglases learn their marriage license is actually a dentists' license. Lisa moves in with the Monroe Brothers until Oliver agrees to have a big..."
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9:00PM
The Reincarnation of Eb "Oliver, Lisa and Eb talk about reincarnation after watching a movie about a grandfather who returns as a racehorse. Later, when Eb goes missing during..."
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9:30PM
Where There's a Will "The descendant of Herman, a pig that predicted the weather with his tail, stands to inherit the $20,000,000 Birnbacher estate. Fred Ziffel is..."
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10:00PM
A Tale of a Tail "Noted pig lawyer" Oliver, Lisa and Eb arrive in Chicago to prove Arnold's the rightful heir to a $20,000,000 fortune. While Arnold is given the royal..."
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10:30PM
You and Your Big Shrunken Head "When the Douglases, Eb, and potetentially wealthy Arnold return from Chicago, the pig goes on a gift-giving spree. Mr. Kimball gets a wristwatch,..."
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11:00PM
The Road "Oliver's angry over Hooterville's dirt road, especially after learning the money to pave it was appropriated thirty years earlier. Never content to..."
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11:30PM
Beauty is Skin Deep "Sam Drucker stocks no "cosmetics" in his store, so Lisa offers to put together a display for him. When 395 cartons of Lady Love cosmetics are..."
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12:00AM
Rest and Relaxation "Oliver's old friend, reporter Mort Warner, finds his visit to Hooterville anything but relaxing. In just one day, a pig invades his bed, locals stop..."
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12:30AM
Trapped "Old timbers collapse, trapping Oliver and Lisa in a root cellar beneath their house. Calling for help through the drain in the kitchen sink, the two..."
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1:00AM
Bundle of Joy "While Oliver's in New York working for his old law firm, Lisa and Eb discover little Freddie on the doorstep. Oliver panics when Lisa calls and tells..."
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1:30AM
The Cow Killer "Haney's latest attempt to cheat Oliver could land him in jail if he doesn't repay his $200 by six o'clock. He uses Oliver's irritation over Colby's..."
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2:00AM
The Confrontation "In just his first day as the School Board President, Oliver has started a grammar school protest. The kids are upset that their mascot, Arnold, has..."
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2:30AM
The Case of the Hooterville Refund Fraud "Oliver unintentionally provides the motive for the residents of Hooterville to illegally receive more than $500,000 from the Internal Revenue Service...."
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3:00AM
The Picnic "Oliver wants to have a simple, romantic Sunday picnic with Lisa. His plans change with the addition of Eb, his girlfriend, her parents and grandpa,..."
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3:30AM
Apple Picking Time "Oliver has his first good apple crop, but the valley has no pickers. He suggests the farmers take turns picking each others' crops, but by the time..."
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4:00AM
The Free Paint Job "Oliver's happy to let a paint company put a fresh coat on the house as an advertising stunt. But to everyone's suprise, the wood is so porous, it..."
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4:30AM
The Spot Remover "Lisa's Uncle Boris sends her a jar of his incredibly effective cleaning fluid. It removes stains from suit coats and rugs, not to mention green from..."
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5:00AM
The Carpenter's Ball "Ralph wants Hank to ask her to the Carpenter's Ball, but he comes up with feeble excuses to avoid going. Planning to get the two together at the..."
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5:30AM
The Hole in the Porch "Oliver's temporary fix on his dry rotted front porch proves pointless when Kimball removes the new board and promptly falls through. The injured..."